Dungarees and Alpine Dreams

"You're not cool enough to chill in a place like this..."

"..No need to be so frosty.."

"Your icy demeanor is sending me cold..."

"I'd move mountains for you....watch...'

"'Alpine' for you when you're gone.."

Read on for more miracles, mishaps - and incredible chat ups from a couple of winters running around the French Alps.